Day #69 (Oct 10, New Orleans LA, MM 95, 0 miles remaining): Grab your things, I’ve come to take you home

Word of the day: TRIUMPHANT

Other than the early morning wake up call from the friendly tugboat captain, the finish to the journey went more or less according to plan. Though most of that last 22 miles were fairly hot, slow and boring. I still had the stress of the possible chain break weighing on me, and I think I had spent all of my adrenaline stores in the previous few days, so now I was just feeling tired and slow and ready for the end.

Sunrise start to the day
Ships passing far away from me in the wide channel were not a concer

The tugboat captain that gave me that last gallon of water told me to be careful, as I got closer to New Orleans the traffic was only going to get worse. I found the opposite to be true. There was a 3 mile stretch with several parked barges and tugs, but there was little movement. There were some big ships passing that put out some sizable waves, but my resolve to stay on the left bank and out of the main channel took any threat away from them. I did get several comments, well wishes and thumbs up from the marine workers. One ACBL barge worker said to me, “There he is! Man, you’ve got balls of steel; ain’t no way.” I felt excited by the “there he is” comment, like there’d been some communications amongst the commercial marine community and he had been expecting me. And he walked a fair distance across a few barges to get a good look and comment to me. And though the day to that point had been very mundane, his comment on my bravado was uplifting and affirming, and it came at a good time. As I turned the corner, I passed a large park and then was into the long and lonely ‘red zone’.

This bridge crossing indicated ~10 miles to go; confidence was building
The last ‘excitement’ for the journey was passing along a few large sea container ships being loaded for export
The last ‘wildlife’ video, some sort of seabird colony on the outskirts of the city

I had my lunch break near the start of the red zone. I had exactly 4 slices of bread left, and just enough peanut butter and jelly for two sandwiches: one for me and one for the side dishes at the finish. It was odd how emotional I felt about this last lunchtime act. The final PBJ, final hole dug, final stealth camp, final time worrying about fending off nighttime critters with my Clue weapons,… it all sunk in a little at that moment. Then it was onward into the red zone.

Final PBJ; I didn’t expect it to be so emotional

It took me a little time, but it became apparent why this stretch is marked in red this way on the Army Corps map: probably 4 miles of that is wrecked piers and boardwalk, I assume damaged from Hurricane Katrina and not yet repaired. With the extent of the damage, it’s hard to imagine this area ever being returned to some sort of useful service.

US Army Corps of Engineers map coming into New Orleans
Derelict coastline on the left bank coming into New Orleans

When you’re counting down the miles and they’re only passing every 20 minutes, it gets pretty monotonous. I thought: I have about 2 hours to go today, and at 100 steps a minute that’s 12,000 steps. How about singing 12,000 bottles of beer on the wall? But, each chorus was taking about 15 seconds to sing, so I would need to count down by 25’s – 11,975 bottles of beer on the wall… 11,950 bottles… This was a nice distraction for about 5 minutes, then I couldn’t take it anymore.

As I was reaching the end of the derelict boardwalk and reaching the highway 90 bridge, I knew the end would be in sight around this bend. I paused for a little bit to reflect and consider what’s been done. My eyes welled up slightly with tears, and I gave a little yell. I had a mile to go and thwomp or not, I knew I was going to reach the desired destination. The feeling of accomplishment did not come rushing over me, but the desire to be done was strong. Christin texted me at that point to say they would be awaiting me on the stairs by the park where we agreed to rendezvous. So, back on the pedals for one last stretch, the home stretch.

Coming into the final mile
1/4 mile from the finish, I had to pause for a photo with the City of New Orleans

As I came around the bend, I saw the steps a mile away. I paused briefly for a few photos of the city. Then, as I got within 1/4 mile, they literally struck up the band! I was cruising in to a bold brass fanfare, organized by Mark Lecy. And I knew Christin, Chad, David and Mark were all awaiting my arrival. Now the accomplishment was starting to sink in. I hit bottom or some other obstruction while I was still 100 feet from shore, so I pulled out the pedal drive and paddled in; I didn’t want to deal with ‘beaching’ on the rocky shore, so I bailed our in water that I didn’t know was waist deep, but I really didn’t care.

In what seemed proper fashion, I was initially greeted by two homeless guys who reside around the stairs. The older gentleman wanted to tell me what a fool I was for leaping into the gator infested waters, “There’s 6 big gators right on the peninsula there!” I saw no sign of gators, and in my confident mood I think I would’ve been more danger to them than the other way around.

My crew then ambled down the rocks to greet me, and it all felt fairly surreal: I was actually finished, where and when we planned a few weeks ago. I was separated from the kayak, and no longer reliant on all of the gear and provisions traveling with me. There were plentiful hugs, congratulations, and pats on the back from strangers who were in the area. I now felt energized, the heat and challenge of the day were gone, and now on land I was refreshed.

My crew and the brass band waiting at the finish me
Boat and side dishes fully on dry land

Only two tasks remained: 1) Empty the boat and throw the contents haphazardly into the back of our Honda Pilot, which everyone pitched in to accomplish quickly. 2) Portage to Pat O’Brien’s for a round of hurricanes and start of the revelry. This was an easy walk, and almost too short in duration; I felt my final elation ended too quickly, and the challenge of the portage was insufficient, but it was glorious.

Final portage

We stood around the kayak with our drinks. The brass band from the steps was playing on the corner as an ambient addition to our collective celebration. A street poet on the corner, Sam, was fascinated by my adventures and said, “I would like to write your story.” I told him to read the blog; but I answered some questions for him and was happy to chat for a bit, though I was relieved when he got a request from a paying customer.

As we finished our street corner celebration, the brass band was wrapping up. The drummer, Chris, also wanted to know more about my journey, and the tuba player, Joel, invited us to join him on his 36’ sailboat on Lake Ponchatrain the next day. I guess what has been completed is fairly rare, and impressive, but I never really thought of it in this way; I just knew this was something I had committed to do, and now it was done.

I had a shower at the hotel, the first in 9 days; even after two full washings of head and limbs, I still had fine traces of sand in my hair. We went out for dinner, I chose a burger and fries over traditional Louisiana fare, then we went out in search of live zydeco music. We stayed out for a few rounds of Miller High Life at a few music venues until midnight; at this time the 20 hour day was ready to be put to rest. But, not until we stopped for ice cream on the return to the hotel.

I put on my best paddle socks for the evening celebration (thanks for these Ellen!)
Concierge Randall at the Marriott wanted to formally greet the legendary pirate
Let the celebration begin!
Captain Charcuterie happy with a night of festivities

I slept fitfully; I still felt the stress of the approaching day, like this was just another brief layover before returning to the river. It’s gonna take some time to return to normalcy, but I was looking forward to doing so, and a week of vacation with my favorite person will be the perfect way to re-enter.

Today’s playlist addition, I’m going to bend to the zydeco flavor that we hope will continue to flavor our celebration: BeauSoliel – Bye Bye Boo Zoo

Note: I do plan to provide a final epilogue in the next few days, and a recap of days 36 & 36 which were spent off the river with the Ten Hakens and Mudds around Hannibal. So, this isn’t quite the final post; I’ll go out with a whimper soon.

17 responses to “Day #69 (Oct 10, New Orleans LA, MM 95, 0 miles remaining): Grab your things, I’ve come to take you home”

  1. Dr. Jeff Van Meter Avatar

    Matt,

    Thank you so much for sharing the gift of this blog. Lynette and I have followed every Thwump, PB&J and side dish. Such an awesome thing you have done.

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  2. Sue Fink Avatar
    Sue Fink

    Congrats Matt!

    Thanks so much for sharing your adventure, really enjoyed reading each post.

    Glad you made it safe and sound!

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  3. kevinjohnmarks Avatar

    Congrats on your triumphant arrival. Have greatly enjoyed following along with this epic journey.

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  4. Kristi Avatar
    Kristi

    It’s been amazing following your blog Captain C! It was fun going along with you on your journey. See you soon:)

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  5. Tcd Avatar
    Tcd

    Congrats, Hags. An amazing journey. Looking forward to toasting to your adventures at Kinslahger next week!

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  6. jenottomanelli Avatar

    So happy for you and so proud of you! ❤️ Have fun with the little lady and have a safe trip home!!!

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  7. Wade Jones Avatar
    Wade Jones

    Hagar, just heard about this adventure today and it’s already over.

    I immediately read the entire Minnesota section and please let Lecy and Bohlman know that I plan to make it up to you guys for all the hostilities you experienced in our state. It was like hazing.

    The blog is just amazing and although I’d like to say your writing is what I’d admire the most, I’d have to say it is your spirit of optimism putting a bad day behind you and knowing that something good is just around the river bend. Congratulations on this wild accomplishment.

    Wade J

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  8. Kristi Hager Avatar
    Kristi Hager

    What great friends and family you have! Loved the band at the finale! Every day’s blog was so enjoyable, kinda sad it’s over. (Your arms look amazing!)

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  9. muddfam4 Avatar
    muddfam4

    I know I speak for others who won’t but again real man would touch line pivot and sprint back…..right Goose and Caroline! Would like to see you drinking a stag but champagne of beers close second. Hella job dude. Again thanks for letting me be a small part of it I appreciate that. Hope to see you soon and enjoy your reentry to life. ✌️take your time.

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  10. Jamie Davidson Jaques Avatar
    Jamie Davidson Jaques

    Sensational! Watching you paddle into the cheers and music was beautiful. I cannot even imagine completing the journey you just took. Thank you for sharing the good, the bad, the ugly. I’m so happy for you 😊.

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  11. Biscan Avatar
    Biscan

    Well done, kid!

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  12. jon grant Avatar
    jon grant

    congrats. Was great to follow along

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  13. Kimberly K. Spalding Avatar
    Kimberly K. Spalding

    This is absolutely amazing!!! We are friends of Steve and Kathie Mudd. He shared this experience before and after. We are all still at awe….. Come to MC and visit again. The Mudds have brought laughter, fun, adventure and more friendliness to this little town of MC and we welcome you every day! Congrats on your safe adventure. Fun to follow!!

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  14. BROZNYRW Avatar
    BROZNYRW

    Congrats Matt!! Well done!! Time to let down your hair and celebrate! Let me know when you start the upstream leg of the trip (blindfolded).

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  15. Dare Avatar
    Dare

    Congrats Hager, quite the accomplishment!
    I have thoroughly enjoyed the reads… So, will the final playlist be shared on Spotify?
    Hugs, Dare

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  16. Ruth Rodda Avatar
    Ruth Rodda

    Congratulations Matt! I have really enjoyed following your journey. I haven’t read every entry yet but read sporadically. I hot a good laugh out of Mark Lacy’s shirt! ( I learned about your trip and blog from Mark’s neighborhoods ( Ermingers) I even have to admit I teared up a bit reading your last entry imagining the emotions you must be good through. Wow, such an accomplishment!

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