Day 16: Welcome to the Pleasure Dome

Today’s word: CONVIVIALITY. Today is Chad’s last full day on the water. With a recent cash infusion from our friend Tim Lenning who was concerned for our losses, we decided to splurge on a private campground for Chad’s final night. The Two Rivers campground has a swimming pool, mini golf, and a store that will deliver purchases to your tent (including beer and pizza). With our eye on this prize we set out for a short 17 miles, after which there will be time for fishing and blogwork.

We were fortunate to be staying next to a fellow kayaker, Ben, who is also paddling to New Orleans. He had just taken a day off camping with his wife Julie. He too was going to be starting off this morning. Chad and I have joked several times about how this excursion sometimes feels like that Wacky Races cartoon from the 70’s. Ben is like Peter Perfect, cruising along in his sleek one man sea kayak; Chad and I are more like the Slag Brothers – a couple of cavemen with our gear crudely piled around us. We also have seen the Davenport duo nearly every day: Alex and his dad Joe in a red canoe with their dog Sequoia. And there’s an older man & wife team also in a red canoe, who were the ones that connected us to Brainerd Bill. We’re all sort of competing in the same race in different classes of vehicles and sometimes leap frogging each other along the way due to various choices or mishaps.

Peter Perfect from the Wacky Races (aka Ben)
The Slag Brothers (aka Chad and Matt)

Ben is a really nice guy and we’ve enjoyed a few conversations with him. He’s the one we met back on day 9 in Palisade who has lots of experience on the river, and has never seen it so low. He said we should not expect to see much flow improvement until St. Louis. 😬 His wife Julie is a chiropractor. She said she refuses to even look at his wrecked back while he’s doing this journey hunched over in his craft for 10 hours a day. That would be like taking your car to get detailed before entering the demolition derby. Julie also used to coach girls basketball at their daughters’ Christian school (how about that Steve Mudd? I’m sure you two would’ve had lots to discuss ). Since Ben was heading out at the same time as us, they gave us a lift with our bags back to the boats to save the 1 mile hike with 100 pounds of gear to start our day. Thanks Ben!

Ben and Julie before day 16 shuttle back to the boats
Prepared to launch (note Davenport Duo canoe stashed in the trees)
Underway morning of day 16; we met more people wishing us a safe journey as we passed the boat launch just after this
We started seeing some big hills rising along some banks; the first significant vertical landscape
Chad working on his kayaking black belt, trying to pee from his boat and keep his feet dry

The big obstacle today is the Blanchard dam portage. We fueled up with PBJ lunch before tackling the trek. (How many PBJ sandwiches have I eaten? More than the past 20 years in just two weeks.) we also walked out the route to make sure we knew where to go – thankfully Ben’s cart tracks were there for us to follow as verification. Thanks Peter Perfect, the Slag Brothers are on your trail! Just before we got underway, a couple of Little Falls fishermen, Bill and Ted, chatted with us about our most excellent adventure. They somehow knew what we were doing and where we were headed without us having told them. I suppose they traveled into the future in a phone and saw me walking my kayak on Bourbon Street. They asked how our fishing has been (not so good) and offered us 3 of their finest catch to take for our dinner. We thanked Bill and Ted for the fish, they told us to be excellent to one another, and we prepared to portage.

At 46 feet high, the Blanchard dam is the tallest dam on the Mississippi. It would seem to make sense then that the portage is the biggest pain as well. The DNR advertises this as a 600 yard portage, it seems to be twice that length: out at the boat ramp, up the driveway, left at the road, right onto a dirt path, right onto a paved path, left on another dirt path, down a steep curved hill, up a steep rutted hill, meandering path through the woods, across a parking lot, then finally crossing over gravel and large rocks back to the river. We managed to destroy another cart on this portage, bending the chassis on the steep rutted uphill stretch. We made some field repairs and finished the portage somewhat wiped out.

At the Blanchard dam
Party on, Bill and Ted!
Hot on the trail of Ben’s cart tracks
The kayak should not be sitting on the wheels – cart chassis destroyed

After returning to the water. We had flow again. This has becoming routine: when 6-7 miles upstream of a dam the river turns into more of a lake; flow is imperceptible. Once around the dam it runs freely again. Downstream of Blanchard dam was some of the fastest water yet. This was nice as we wanted to get to the Shangri-las early enough to have some down time. We cruised through the last 9 miles averaging nearly 4 mph and we beached at the campground around 4:30.

I checked us in to our riverside spot next to the dock. We met a nice couple with two young kids; she wondered what I had to promise my wife to earn a personal 65 day vacation; I told her I promised my wife that she didn’t have to join me. She indicated that a kitchen remodel seems a more appropriate payment, which her husband seemed happy to try as he began bartering for his own personal time away.

We met our neighbors, Bob and Susan, who were very friendly and inspired by our journey. Bob said, “You guys got the life; very few people get to do what you’re doing.” Amen Bob. Chad cleaned Bill and Ted’s most excellent fish while I set up camp. The bulk batter ingredients from the Crow Wing co-cop proved to be excellent. Chad has proven he is equally capable at frying fish as making PBJ.

After dinner Chad fished until it was too dark. Then we joined Bob and Susan at their campfire. We had some great conversation with them, though Susan was too generous with the rum, and Bob competed with her generosity by hand us several ice cold Natural Ices. We lost track of time and stumbled back to our tents after 1:00am. Yikes – this will no doubt leave a mark tomorrow.

Rodney, campground manager, gave me a lift from the office back to our site – we never needed him to deliver beer or pizza thanks to provisions from our neighbors
View from my tent
Chad’s fish fry
Dinner included a salad from Susan; this was a nice addition and should hold off the scurvy for another day
Sunset at our campsite at Two Rivers
Chad in his last unsuccessful fishing attempt in the waning light
Nothing beats a cold Natural Ice around the campfire, except any other cold beer around the campfire

Doh – I hit publish before I added today’s music: Our Shangri La by Mark Knopfler. Maybe it’s a little sleepy for today’s journey, but I’m thinking of my meeting with Christin again tomorrow after 16 days away, especially after seeing Ben with Julie this morning, and maybe I’m a little sappy as a result.

11 responses to “Day 16: Welcome to the Pleasure Dome”

  1. Merilee chopp Avatar
    Merilee chopp

    Onward and upward! Rough journey but must be rewarding to both of you.

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  2. Bob Curran Avatar
    Bob Curran

    Matt

    You will need to write a book once you complete your trip. I can imagine your story and pictures appearing in National Geographic or perhaps MAD Magazine.

    Your journey has inspired me to have a few peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, which I have not had in years. I must say they were damn good!!!

    Your fish dinners look great, what are you catching, catfish, bass, perch, bluegill? It is surprising that you have not run into any terrible storms yet, or severe heat. I hope your luck continues.

    We will have to start calling you Matt Twain,, your daily blogs are great to read, especially for us working stiffs chained to a desk all day.
    Safe travels and best wishes,
    B. Curran

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  3. Kristi Hager Avatar

    You should definitely be a writer,Matt! Enjoy every word!

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  4. Jen Gatz Avatar
    Jen Gatz

    That fish fry dinner looks delish!!

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  5. reposledni Avatar

    Haven’t commented in a while because every comment I make is the same — keep posting! Every day makes me laugh out loud. It almost seems like you’re making it up. I’m so glad you’re meeting such nice people (and eating salad). What will you do when you tire of PBJ?! Love you, great work, keep up the positive attitude and keep smiling! XO

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    1. Larry (Dad) Hager Avatar
      Larry (Dad) Hager

      PBJ my favorite, When I left my job at the bank in Indy, American Fletcher National Bank, the women that worked for me gave me a send off gift. Fo lunch every day for about 3 years, I ate PBJ, and the container of peanut butter was like a 55 gallon drum. Well you know I always exaggerate but it was the largest jar I had ever seen. So you taste for PBJ was hereditary.

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  6. Merilee chopp Avatar
    Merilee chopp

    Hope you get that kitchen remodel reward Christin!

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  7. Jerry Lecy Avatar
    Jerry Lecy

    Wow Matt and Chad. Katy and I have been with you from day 1. But, aside from our admiration….we’re glad we’re not with you. It’s a grand experience and we are looking forward to following you and Mark during the days ahead.

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  8. Mom Avatar
    Mom

    Love sharing your excellent adventure via your commentary. Good music choice

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  9. Steve Mudd Avatar
    Steve Mudd

    Was Julie a man to man or zone defense type of gal…..

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    1. Julie Avatar
      Julie

      Man D Steve! Only man to man!! 😊

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